So today (4/9/10) was the day that Apple, and his highness Steve Jobs, held a keynote unveiling iPhone OS 4.0. I was getting ready for work at the time of the keynote (1pm EST) so I wasn’t able to be like the legion of pathetic people who sat for an hour or so hitting the refresh button on all of the ‘live blogs’ covering the event. Instead, I did the normal, sane thing which was to check out a few stories on my break at work, and then watch the entire keynote in MPEG-4 glory after I got home from a full day of work. Hey, call me what you will, but a refresh slamming fuck-tard I am not.
So while I was reading some really poorly written articles on Engadget during my break, I started to get excited about what features were being brought to the iPhone with OS 4. Then when I was showing my wife some of the features about 3 hours later on my dinner break, the poorly written articles were updated to simply contradict themselves.
Now I should stop right here. This is not, nor have I ever made claims that this site is one of literary excellence. I freely admit that some of these posts make no sense, the grammar ain’t that great, and I have more speling mistaks then anyone else. I don’t pretend to be something I am not. This is a personal blog where I spout whatever might be on my mind at the time, and then throw up a few pictures of half naked women. That is what this site has been like since 2001, and it’s not changing anytime soon. Get over it.
Now, back to those poorly written articles by a site that is an ACTUAL ‘journalism’ site. I got frustrated by the sudden contradictions so I decided to get it from the horse’s mouth myself and just watch the keynote myself when I got home. I just got done doing just that. My first reaction was humor, since the original, non-updated Engadget articles were right the first time. My second reaction was HOLY SHIT!! THIS IS GOING TO BE AWESOME!!! And then my third reaction set it. That was a total ‘Did Steve Jobs just do what I think he did?’ Let’s look into that reaction more closely.
Steve led off the keynote with some updates on the new iPad. If you’re curious about my thoughts on the week old device, you can get my opinion here. I am still of the firm belief that said device fits a certain niche. I am also still a firm believer that it is currently nothing more than a large iPod Touch. And lastly, I still believe that it is useless to me without multitasking. Once day I would love nothing more then to run my business using just an iPad. However, today is not that day, and tomorrow isn’t looking too good either. I watched the iPad info with simple amusement. It would be later in the keynote that the irony would really sneak up on me and bite me firmly in the ass.
After his little iPad speech, Steve them moved onto the iPhone and more importantly, the iPhone OS 4. He then started to rattle off a list of new features.
- Multitasking – FUCK YEAH!!
- Home Screen Wallpapers – Cool!
- Folders for Apps – FUCK YEAH!!
- New Snow Leopard-like app dock – Cool!
- Touch to focus while taking video – FUCK YEAH!!
- 5x digital camera zoom – Cool!
- Unified Mail Inbox – Cool!
- Connect to Bluetooth keyboard – FUCK YE…HUH?!?!?
That last feature stopped me dead in my tracks. I can finally connect a Bluetooth keyboard to my iPhone? This means that I can finally write proper emails and work on documents on Google Docs without using that tiny, onscreen keyboard? For real?
Yes my friend, it was indeed real. And that’s when I realized that Steve Jobs had just made the first generation iPad totally obsolete to me. For the cost of $268 ($199 for an iPhone and $69 for Apple’s Bluetooth keyboard) I now had a unit that can take pictures, video, make phone calls, works on WiFi, works on 3G, and can sync with a Bluetooth keyboard. Sure, the iPad has a much larger screen and a longer battery life, but for all functional purposes, they just turned the iPhone 3GS into the ultimate portable device. I can no longer think of a single reason to buy this generation’s iPad. In fact, I plan on driving down to my local Apple store before the release of iPhone OS 4 this summer, buying the Apple Bluetooth keyboard, and using it to run my business on the go. It now literally does everything I need it to do.
And of course, just to kick the poor iPad when it was down, Steve announced that iPad owners have to wait until fall to get their update. What a kick in the nuts too all the people who just dropped $499 (starting price) on an iPad.