For the first time in a long time, I had a great day on my actual birthday. In years last, something inevitably goes awry and put a mar on that day for me. From the onset, I was determined not to let that happen this year. How was I going to attempt such a feat? By controlling my environment of course.
My first decision was a change of venue. Originally, this was supposed to be a few days in Gettysburg, but with Jess’s car dying on us suddenly, this forced us to make a rather large purchase that was not anticipated for another year. Henceforth, there would be no 5-day Gettysburg trip. However, not wanting to give up entirely and just sit home all day on my birthday (the usual cause of my birthday downfall) I decided to look for an alternative. The one place that instantly came to mind was the Renaissance Faire. It has been 4 years to the weekend that Jess and I have been there. It’s someplace that we really like to go to, and it’s relatively cheap when you consider hotel rooms and accommodations aren’t required. This was a magnificent idea until I remembered what happened last time we made this decision. Let’s take a little trip 48 months into the past…
It was the week after our wedding. Jess and I were on a weeklong excursion to some of our favorite places. We spent a few glorious days in Washington D.C., visiting our favorite museums, and seeing some of the ones neither of us had ever gone to. After a few days there, we drove up to Baltimore in the middle of the night. We had made the decision to go to the National Aquarium. I had never been there and it had been years since Jess had. The drive up was fine, arriving in Baltimore around the 8pm house. We found a hotel to stay at, and picked up dinner and some new Nintendo DS games to play in the hotel room. After a night of fun, we headed to bed. When we awoke the next morning, we were greeting by something of a little rainstorm. When I say little, I mean little, like the state of New Jersey. It rained all day long. That was fine for us, since the only outside walking we were doing was from the parking garage to the Aquarium. However, after a few hours inside the aquarium, it got worse and worse outside. We finally decided to call home and have someone check the weather for us. You see we had hotel reservations for the next day in Harrisburg, with plans on going to the Renaissance Faire all weekend. The report we got back did not bode well to our cause. Three to five inches of rain with wind gusts up to forty miles per hour. Well, shit. Deciding the Renaissance Faire in a monsoon would not be all that much fun, we called and canceled our hotel room. However, since it was less than 24 hours from check in, we only got 50% of our money back. So, we ended up spending $120 for a room we never stayed in and trip to the Faire we never took. Bad karma you ask? I’d be hard pressed to argue against that.
So this year, we decided to keep things nice and simple. Originally, I did book us a hotel room, but then cancelled it the next day fearing for a repeat of 2006. We woke up early on Saturday morning (I barely slept since I was so excited), got some breakfast, and started the 2-hour trek to the Renaissance Faire. Right when we got past Hazleton, it started to get dark out. By the time we hit Schukill, it was raining. Not wanting to be the voice of doom, I decided to try and keep upbeat. This was all I wanted to do on my actual birthday, and I would be damned if it was going to be ruined for a second time in a row by rain. By the time we arrive in Manheim for the Faire, it has just stopped raining. By this time, it was still overcast, with temperatures in the 50s. I was wearing a hoodie, which was perfect for these were ideal hoodie conditions. We went and got our tickets, by which time, the Queen was arriving and the gates were opening.
The day turned out to be glorious. I had a few neurotic episodes, but I guess it wouldn’t be me if I didn’t have a few. We started the day by watching the Queen’s Court, which sets the stage for the day’s theme and activities. After that we walked around for a while, doing some window-shopping and eating along the way. We then decided to take in the Royal Falconer’s show. To say this was amazing would be an understatement. We scored some first row seats and a mere 2 feet from these lovely birds. During his falcon demonstration, the falcon would soar up high, and then swoop down for its prey. During one of its ‘swoops’, it came so close to my head that it actually moved my gelled hair. That was awesome! Then when he brought out his African Owl, I was totally amazed by the color of its eyes. Never in my life had a seen a more vibrant color of orange. We could have left after that and I would have been happy. But no, there’s more!
After the Royal Falconer, we took in the archery demonstration. This guy was amazing! Using only a period English longbow, he was putting arrows into the kill zone of human sized targets from 160 yards away! Not only was his distance and accuracy outstanding, but also his technique was what made it all the more impressive. He would cock his arrow, pull his bow back, and immediately release his arrow into the air. He never took the time to really ‘aim’ as you normally would. He would cock, point, pull, and then release. Simply amazing!
Right after the Royal Archer we stayed for the joust. As always, it’s a little cheesy, but nonetheless, fun to watch. Plus the guy playing Czar Ivan made it rather enjoyable.
After the joust we went and got something to eat before the next show and my personal favorite – The Tartan Terrors. To mean, this is one of the main reasons to even go to the Renaissance Faire. After an amazing 20-minute show, we went and did some more shopping.
Four years ago when Jess and I first went to the Renaissance Faire together, I bought her a ring. After some prodding, she insisted buying me the same ring, only in my size. Never being much of a ring guy, I relented to my new girlfriend. We each wore these rings everyday until about a month or so ago. I had to stop wearing mine since it was so bent out of shape and cracked that it actually hurt to have it on my finger. The funny thing is that apparently Jess never noticed. While we were at a jewelry stand, I spied a cute little ring with a moon and stars on it. I picked it up and handed it to her. It fit perfectly on her right pinkie, the finger she wore our ring on.
I quickly bought it for her and she put it on. She was sad after she put it on because she said that we would no longer have our matching rings. I then explained to her that I haven’t been wearing mine and why. She then insisted that we had to get me a new rings as well, not only because she got one, but to remember my birthday at the Renaissance Faire. After searching around a few different places for a while, we finally found one that not only I liked, but fit well. My new ring is a bit bulkier than my last one, but I think that this is a good thing. This should hopefully prevent it from meeting the same fate as my old one. But as they say, only time will tell.
We closed out our time at the Faire by sharing a funnel cake under the setting sun, watching The Tartan Terrors perform their final show of the day. After that, we bid adieu to the Faire, and did what every other self-respecting adult was doing – heading to the wince shop!
We left the Renaissance Faire around 7:20pm with a full stomach, a happy heart, good memories, and 3 bottles of wine. We then started out trek home, making a stop to pick up a pie from Angelo’s pizza. We then snuggled down on the couch together, had some pizza, and watched some ‘Sanctuary’ on TiVo.
All in all, a most perfect birthday!