Yesterday was a rainy Saturday, so Jess and I decided to check out an afternoon movie. After some debate, we decided to go see ‘Dan In Real Life’. The movie was surprisingly good, but the ordeal to see the flick was epic. Here’s how it began.
We hopped in the shower and got ready. On our way into town, we stop at the a local store and picked up some snacks since we didn’t feel like paying $6 for a soda and $4 for a bag of candy. Once we had our payload safely stowed, we were on our way. Or so we thought.
The drive into Wilkes-Barre was as normal as can be. Although, we did note that there was some unusually high traffic given it was 12:45pm on a Saturday. We just shrugged it off and continued. One we got within 2 blocks of the theater, we say tons of police lights. They had the entire road blocked off. No big deal. We turned off onto a side street and deiced to go around the block. No can do since that was blocked off as well. So, we double backed 2 blocks and down 1 more block, landing us on Franklin Street. We decided to head down to Ross and cut over, which would put us fairly close to the parking garage, and from what we saw earlier, past where the police had South Main Street blocked off. Couldn’t do that either since the police had Ross blocked off as well. At this point, it’s 1pm and the movie starts at 1:05pm. So, the next logical choice is to head to the square and head up South Main, past the blockade. NOPE! They have the square blocked off as well. So, running behind and a bit miffed, we decide to be rebels and cut through the Ramada parking lot, putting us on the square. Looking around, they have 2 out of the 4 entrance/exits to the square blocked off. Thankfully, the street we need, South Main, is open. We make our way around, and finally arrive at the parking garage. We make our way to the ticket counter and purchase 2 tickets. By now it is already 1:15pm, and the girl selling us the tickets assures us previews are still playing. We make our way swiftly to the theater, and indeed, previews are still playing. In fact, we walk in during the final preview. Just as we take our seat, the theater goes dark, and the movie begins. Mission Accomplished.
Not quite.
To make our experience all the more delightful, about 15 minutes into the movie, it stops, and the emergency lights come on. We all sit in darkness for a few minutes wondering what the hell is going on. Jess and I aren’t rally wondering that since this has already been an adventure trying to see this movie. A few minutes later, a girl from the theater comes in and tells us that the reason everything is blocked off is because of a fire (funny, we never saw smoke), and that the utility company cut power to the theater as a precaution. They have no ETA on when it will be turned back on. Great. Jess and I decide to ride out the storm. About 10 minutes later, the light and movie come back on, and we enjoy the rest of the movie.
All in all we had a great time, but this just further proves that nothing, not even going to the movies, can be easy for us.
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